at least laura palmer is bisexual. at least we have bisexual laura palmer. it’s like the old saying goes: laura palmer’s bisexual. even when all hope seems lost. laura palmer is still bisexual

bakugames:

bottom surgery too much money call that shit expenisive

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shrimpsisbugs:

if your respect for jews is predicated on your belief that none of us have any theological beliefs that might conflict with yours, that the whole of judaism is something you personally find comfortable and palatable……that’s a problem lmao

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milkcrisis:

yo mama so old her childhood best friend was the Last Universal Common Ancestor

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anarkiddo:

anarkiddo:

like it might just be me but i think calling anyone’s degree “useless” and “a waste of time” is fucking rude at best. absolutely unnecessary and it’s not just because i’m an english major that’s a fucked up thing to say about any field. there’s a reason all of them exist and the world needs professionals from the fields western society deems “useless” more than ever.

knowledge for the sake of knowledge, learning to really critically think, and collecting that knowledge to share with others will never be useless or a waste of time

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dullahandyke:

So many boob drawers dont get it… its abt the weight. Its abt the sag and the tension. Sphere anime boobs frighten and scare me. Show me that thang is made of flesh n it has give. What is the FUCKING point of ‘instead of shirt she has bandages/vines/ribbons to cover her modesty/make sure shes not just free swanging’ if they’re still gonna be perfectly spherical??? Show me the gravity, let me see the places where the bandages compress which squishes it on either side… u guys get what I mean

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rthko:

rthko:

I think an under-discussed component of “Twink Death” is that whatever allowance we are awarded to express femininity and androgyny is tied to youth. It can be charming in a “boyish” way, but it’s a phase we’re supposed to grow out of when we reach a certain age and revert to the generic category of men. Are many afraid to age because we live in a youth-obsessed culture and want to remain fuckable? Well yes, but I see a real fear that suddenly our gender expression will be seen as embarrassing or perverted. It’s also of course fucked up that gender expression should be tied to body type to begin with!

Anyway let’s talk solutions. Obsessing over the word “Twink” is a symptom of people’s only exposure to gay culture being porn and Grindr. Offline, the word you’re looking for is QUEEN. The term doesn’t depend on age, body type or race. It’s sometimes honorific, sometimes bitchy, always from the heart. We all need to get offline and meet role models who prove we have long, flamboyant gay lives ahead of us. Queens with robust social and sex lives, fat queens, balding queens, queens with thick regional accents, Black queens and fems to whom we owe the world, all of them. Feminine gays who are afraid to age: your femininity will not wither away but ferment and flourish into something powerful and inspiring. Live in defiance of a culture that says femininity has an expiration date. Who cares about being a twink? Be a queen.

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nvskyprospekt:

i like how danny strong’s apparent perception of the soviet union is that if anatoly loses he will be sent back to the chess player factory where he is executed and ground up into sludge to make the next genius grandmaster or nuclear bomb

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never-nevermore:

u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we’re mutuals

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mightyoctopus:

oneheadtoanother:

[ID: Tweet by eric af @ewfeez

Hey girl, are you an obelisk, because I’m trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination /end ID]

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